Lamba
Pedigree Name: Lambada Hippopotamia
Color: gs 25 POL 93 (Blue silver torbie ticked polydactyl)
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The Dreamwoods Research Institute has determined that Lamba is approximately 40% Maine Coon and 60% woodland hobbit.
While Gatsby communicates through brief chirps and occasional updates, Lamba prefers long-form discussion. Her vocalizations often begin as a chirp and gradually evolve into what researchers believe may be a complete sentence. Translation efforts remain ongoing.
She has never met a lap she did not consider available real estate. The moment a human sits down, she appears with remarkable speed and efficiency.Â
She is also known throughout the Dreamwoods for her unusual dining habits. Although perfectly capable of eating directly from her plate, Lamba prefers to collect a mouthful of food and transport it several feet away before consuming it. No explanation has been found. Additional studies have revealed a tendency to acquire food from neighboring plates as well. Once obtained, the food is immediately relocated to a secondary dining location (possibly the shire??)
Despite these peculiar habits, Lamba is one of the sweetest residents of the Dreamwoods. She purrs constantly, adores human companionship, and approaches life with the enthusiasm of a creature who firmly believes there should always be a second breakfast.
Echocardiogram: Completed October 28, 2025 and all was well
Hip X-rays: Taken October 28, 2025 no evidence of hip dysplasia
FIV/Felv: Negative
Blood Type: A/A
HCM/PKD/PKdef/SMA: Negative
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A second breakfast has been requested. The request remains active.