Gatsby

Pedigree Name: “Biron Haan Moor”

Color: ns 09 23 (black silver mackerel with white).

Gatsby looks like a mysterious woodland prince.

Gatsby is not a mysterious woodland prince.

In fact, Gatsby is one of the happiest, most easygoing, and wonderfully clueless Oaks in the entire Dreamwoods.

He has never met a stranger, a blanket, or a female Maine Coon he didn’t immediately want to hump. He communicates almost exclusively through chirps, occasionally runs into the wrong room at mealtime, and spends a remarkable amount of time admiring the Willows. And to this day, no one has ever accused him of overthinking things.

The problem is that Gatsby is, at times, spectacularly distracted. Despite his impressive appearance, he approaches life with the enthusiasm of someone who hasn’t fully thought through the plan but is excited to participate anyway. His days are generally divided between chirping, socializing, gazing lovingly at the girls, and forgetting where he was going in the first place.

Echocardiogram: August 4, 2025 all clear, June 29, 2026 all clear.

Hip X-rays: Taken March 7, 2026 no evidence of hip dysplasia

FIV/Felv: Negative

Blood Type: A/A

HCM/PKD/PKdef/SMA: Negative

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Researchers have spent years studying Gatsby in an effort to understand what exactly goes on behind those beautiful eyes. Results remain inconclusive.

Gatsby is living proof that good looks can take you surprisingly far in life.

Bless his heart, because strategic planning is not among his many talents.

What Gatsby lacks in organizational skills, however, he more than compensates for with charm, enthusiasm, and an unwavering belief that today might be the day one of the Willows finally notices him.