Tris
Pedigree Name: “Tris Choroy Style”
Color: g22 (blue torbie classic)
Tris is an intelligent, independent Willow with strong opinions regarding bathroom design. While most residents of the Dreamwoods utilize traditional litter boxes, Tris has spent years developing alternative theories. Despite the provision of numerous litter boxes, whenever a sink becomes available, Tris demonstrates a clear preference for modern plumbing fixtures over conventional feline facilities. This preference is both consistent and deeply concerning.
Numerous interventions have been attempted. Current findings suggest that the most effective solution is preventing Tris from accessing sinks altogether. Tris disagrees with this policy.
Perhaps most unsettling is Tris’ complete lack of remorse regarding the situation. Rather than fleeing the scene, she can often be found resting nearby, calmly observing researchers as they discover her latest odorous contribution to household infrastructure. Researchers describe her expression as neutral. Extremely neutral.
The Dreamwoods Research Institute has officially classified Tris as a highly intelligent Willow, frequent rule challenger, and outspoken advocate for sink-based sanitation.
Echocardiogram:Â Completed May 5, 2026 and all was well.
Hip X-rays: Taken February 8, 2026 no evidence of hip dysplasia
Blood Type: A/A
FIV/Felv: Negative
HCM/PKD/PKdef/SMA: Negative
Gallery
The plumbing situation remains tense.
Several policies have been established. Tris remains unconvinced.
